The Ballad of Donald Trump

Trump flag

(photo: nj.com. This is Joseph Hornick’s house. He has litigated to keep this flag in front of his home.)

(The folllowing is based on “The Ballad of Sweeney Todd”)

Attend the tale of Donald Trump
His skin was orange, his hands were small
He turned people to zombies with a glance
who never thereafter lived free again
He trod a path that few have trod
Did Donald Trump
The demon rich fuck of America

He kept hotels all over town
with fancy clients and good renown
And what if none of their souls were saved?
They went to their maker rather depraved
by Donald
by Donald Trump
The demon rich fuck of America

Wave your gold bars high, Donald!
Hold them to the skies!
Freely flows the blood of those who moralize

His needs were great, his rooms were grand
Three foreign wives, five children fair
posh towers, golf courses, Taj Mahal
hosting beauty pageants, reality show
for spending he deserved a nod
did Donald Trump

The demon rich fuck of America

Ostentatious, Donald was
Loud, narcissistic and mean, he was
Back of his smile, under his word
Donald heard voices that nobody heard

Donald boasted and Donald bragged
Like a perfect machine, he ran
Donald was brash, Donald was vulgar
Donald would blink and rats would scuttle

Donald! Donald! Donald! Donald!
Donald!

Attend the tale of Donald Trump
He served a dark and greedy god
What happened, then, well, that’s the play
And he wouldn’t want us to give it away
Not Donald
Not Donald Trump
The demon rich fuck of Amer-ica