Jerry Springer Rules in America

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  1.   I can do what I want no matter who / what it harms.
  2.   I don’t have to justify my actions to nobody.
  3.   I can re-write history.
  4.   I know that humans and dinosaurs walked the earth together 10,000 years ago.
  5.   The sun revolves around the earth because I say so.
  6.  I like my women hot, uneducated and always ready for sex when I want it.
  7.  People who read books are nerds, and also, un-hot.
  8.  Kim Kardashian is an American hero, plus she has a great tanned ass that can hold a champagne glass. I don’t know why she’s an American hero, but people say that about a lot of people like Erin Andrews from Fox who won $55 million because some pervert posted a nudie video of her on the internets. I believe sexy women are American heroes; the ugly ones, no way.
  9.   I raised my right hand at a Trump rally in Florida and promised I would    vote for him.  I don’t know why the liberal social communisters are saying he’s like Hitler.  Hitler didn’t like Jews, but Trump likes them. He’s a New Yorker, and that’s where they all live, except for Israel. I would do anything for him, anything. He says he loves us and we love him too. That’s what you do for someone you love.
  10.  Humans did not come from monkeys. If we did, we’d be much hairier.

That’s all for now.

I’m a member of the Jerry Springer – Trump Nation, and I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!!