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Remember when Chris Christie was standing behind Trump like Big Pussy on The Sopranos? And then he was boarding planes with him to campaign sites. Where has our absentee governor gone? There are vacation rumors, rumors that he’s left Trump’s campaign.
I live in New Jersey and haven’t seen him. Have you? Is he closing unknown bridges on faraway shores?
Not that he’s doing much for the Garden State anyway.
Perhaps he was upset by Trump’s mocking him at a rally in Columbus, Ohio. Trump mentioned how Governor Kasich was shirking his gubernatorial duties in Ohio, then went on to Christie:
“And your governor is absentee,” Trump told the crowd. “He goes to New Hampshire, he’s living in New Hampshire. Living! Where’s Chris, is Chris around? Even more than Chris Christie, he was there, right? Even more.”
Let me know if you see him.
Suburban Hobo 
Hanging out with Waldo perhaps?
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Perhaps.
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I saw him this morning at Starbucks in Snoqualmie. I did!
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He was wearing an I heart NJ hat.
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Where is Snoqualmie?
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25 miles east of Seattle
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I spotted him in Queens last week elbowing senior citizens out of the way so he could cut to the front of the line at the local all-you-can-eat buffet 😛
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Ha ha!
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he’s sleeping with the fishes
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Ha ha ha.
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