Last night at the very civil, final Republican debate (no penis talk, mind you), Trump announced that Ben Carson would be endorsing him today. He noted that Carson would play a “big, big part” in his campaign. Perhaps he will, that is, if he’s able to stay conscious long enough.
In his endorsement, Carson said there were “two Donald Trumps” — “one that the public sees, and another more reserved and ‘cerebral’ man who ‘sits there and considers things very carefully.’ ”
Sounds like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Dr. Carson forgave Trump’s past name calling. At one point,Trump referred to him as “unstable” and having a “pathological disease,” and likened him to a child molester who could not be cured.
Carson said, “We have buried the hatchet,” and praised Trump’s “guts” and “energy.”
Two Donald Trumps, cerebral, hatchet, guts — all the makings of a great horror/comedy flick. Speaking of horror, Carson looked pretty darn sleepy during his endorsement. Trump might have to start the reanimation process immediately.
I have to give my brother Rick credit for posting the Re-Animator photo (above) on Facebook — it inspired me.
Happy Friday, everyone!